I am finally first on something. 😊

This is the first post of my shiny, new Hugo based site. Don’t read it. It isn’t interesting at all. No really, it isn’t. Still boring. How long are you going to ignore my advice?

Still not interesting, right? Did you think I was lying? Why would I do that.

Don’t keep reading. Seriously, why do you have to be a rebel? Does it make you happy?

Let’s just pretend it never happened, and say you didn’t continue reading, ok?

So that you won’t be embarrassed when people ask you about it. They will, because people.

Still here? Still didn’t leave. Sigh, some people never learn. So, I guess I can tell you the secret to Life, the Universe, and Everything. 42. Are you satisfied? Now you know everything, and I am tired. Good-bye.